January 2010
65 posts
“Ironically, irony has nothing to do with iron.”
– Me
Anonymous asked: You have no idea how much I love your blog. I literally LOLed out loud, and I don't usually do that.
- Your Schweitzer buddy :)
- Your Schweitzer buddy :)
“For people who think that Polaroids have no reason to exist in the digital age:...”
Morrisby Profile
I failed my Morrisby Profile test because the entire thing was written in Arial.
“Steve Jobs never has to charge his Macbook. It runs on dreams and the blood of...”
– Me
“It’s not a bug. It’s art.”
– Me
Funny Legal Threats →
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“Being normal is bad. It is the abnormal people who change our world”
– Me
Nokia Blesses All Customers with Navigation!
All Nokia phones equipped with GPS can now download an update for Ovi Maps and get free voice-guided navigation, for support for over 70 countries and 40 languages. In your face, Google.
Though I wonder what people who paid for navigation licenses are thinking right now.
Study shows that better gamers have bigger brains,... →
Maybe it’s not too late to game again?
“Say what you mean, and mean what you say”
– Bunny Swan (Alex Borstein), Mad TV
Blasphemy
Arial instead of Helvetica for the title of this blog?
BLASPHEMY!
Yes, I am the type that gets agitated when things like Ikea changing their catalogue font from Futura to Verdana happen.
“Less is more is a dumb quote, because it still implies more is better.”
– Me
“If it is written in Gill Sans, it must either be British, or the designer has...”
– Me
The 5 things that startups can learn from Lady... →
(via dashedlines)
“Don’t f*** your life, f*** the world for making your life difficult. FTW,...”
– Me
Avant Garde
A: I want to do create something "avont garday".
B: Your pronunciation of avant garde is "avont garday".
Talking
People who talk at me are rude.
People who talk for me are annoying.
People who talk with me are weird.
People who talk through me are probably ghosts.
